Ask Me Weekend #2: Roundup
May 7, 2006 Ask Me Weekend, Brainwaves, Teh Funny
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere we go!
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Andy: “WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?”
The top speed of the species varies with their habitat. Evidently, there is a difference in airspeeds between the African and European varieties.
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Kandi: “What are mechanically seperated chicken parts, and what exactly does this entail?”
I have no idea. I’ll stick to “All white-meat chicken” any day.
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Yvonne: “Question.”
Snide remark.
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Tune in next time, when questions on my thoughts and opinions won’t tax me so much. 
