Cool it, Tarzan
Dec 19, 2006 Brainwaves
Turning in to my apartment complex following a RATS game night, I suddenly spiked the brakes. Crossing the street in front of me were a man in his late 20s and a little girl, couldn’t have been more than 2.
The man gave me an extremely dirty look, and mouthed what I can only assume were rather profane comments at me, as if to say, “how dare you nearly hit me and my little girl?”
Well, I’ll tell you what, buddy. I was driving slowly enough to give you plenty of room, and I would have seen you a lot sooner if you hadn’t been jaywalking, so chill out.
Next time, stick to a crosswalk.
