Dog bites man — a lot.
May 16, 2007 In The News, Politics, Teh Funny
Ouch:
For a mail carrier looking to escape dog bites, New York City is the place to go, and California is the place to avoid.
The New York metropolitan area recorded no dog bites of letter carriers last year.
At the other end of the scale, the Santa Ana, Calif., area led the nation with 96 bitten carriers, and three of the top five spots for carriers to get bitten were in the Golden State.
Based on the model of the gun control lobby, the logical response will therefore be to have the California legislature introduce a bill aimed at banning dogs in the state.