American Idol 1/22 (Liveblogged!)

San Diego missed out on the Super Bowl this year, but maybe some Idol hopefuls may do better…

  • Uh, who are these two clowns?
  • I’d like to visit San Diego at some point… I’m sure I can find a few people to back this up.
  • Twelve thousand??? Damn.
  • Tetiana looks as exotic as her name… not much hint of accent, though. Great voice, though.
  • Perrie the single dad has a hard story, and it sucks to have lost his partner that way. I hear maybe more vibrato than there needed to be, but it’s a great audition either way.
  • Awwww. Cute weeble. :-D
  • Comingup next… crappy auditions and sucky singers who tell off the judges when they’re not present!
  • Michael sounds great, too. I don’t recognize the song, but the audition is awesome.
  • 3-for-3, but no one bats 1.000 forever (the 2007 New England Patriots notwithstanding). The next group of auditions kinda bury the percentage.
  • Danielle seems to be quite the Mariah fan. She likes watching the poor auditons on American Idol… Too bad she’s in one… She’s got a voice, but she’s all over the place.
  • “Oh, now I’m going to be on the rejects… this is so not cool…”
  • Oy… gimmicks are nearly always a waste.
  • “And you think you can sing that song?” “I think I can…” That answer isn’t a very encouraging one…
  • …with good reason.
  • I’ve said it before… if you think you need to start singing a second song without being specifically asked to by the judges, you’re sunk.
  • Continuing to sing when asked to stop is made of fail, too.
  • Haha… “Out of tune… out of tune… changed keys… well, that was in tune…”
  • Okay, the Simon-obsessed sisters are amusing… can the auditioning one sing?
  • Yes, she can. Samantha is probably gonna get her hug.
  • “I love this country.” *snorf*
  • And, here’s Blake, American Idol’s Buck Star.
  • “There’s always next year!” Don’t encourage him, Ryan!
  • Um… Alberto scares me.
  • “This is the only fan you’ll ever have.” Diss!
  • Aaron scares me too. Not nearly as much as Alberto.
  • Wow. How does one sing with a paralyzed vocal cord?
  • Damn. Apparently, quite well.
  • Gah.  That’s gotta suck to be disqualified for visa reasons.
  • Carly’s not bad.
  • And she’s back in! Nice job!

Short episode tonight, more tomorrow.

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