American Idol 1/29 (Liveblogged!)
Jan 29, 2008 That's Hot
Idol in the heartland — Omaha, Nebraska!
- Gentlemen, behold — CORN!!!!!
- “I beat anorexia” — Oh… my… god…
- Oh good lord, the faux “connection” between Simon and Randy is annoying…
- Chris is bribing people now? He seems to be quite the Kelly Clarkson fan…
- Oh gawd, he’s gonna start crying now.
- Of course he’s gonna sing “Since U Been Gone.”
- Just not well.
- At all.
- Oh my god, that girl is going to kill Ryan.
- I believe that that might be the entire town there, yeah.
- Jason sounds pretty good… he lost his lyrics, though…
- THERE they are!
- He’s damned lucky he pulled out the words. He was seriously on his way out the door.
- “He just stepped on someone. He stepped on Ryan!”
- Rule #1: Don’t f*ck up the lyrics.
- “We have no clue…” Nice.
- Dude, I’m intrigued by the arm-wrestling girl.
- Fortunately she has a voice, too, but there’s a little bit of a warble in it…
- Randy found it, the “half-yodel”
- Paula’s gonna get toasted…
- “How do I pretend to get overpaid for doing no work?” SLAM!
- Shouting dude is gonna hurt someone…
- …if this “Lady Morgue” Sarah doesn’t hurt someone first.
- “This is like the soundtrack to this town!”
- Ryan and Paula job-swapping… this should be fun.
- Ooo, I love the song. I’m hoping the voice matches it.
- She’s got a voice, she’s just a bit shy.
- “I’m gonna go work, now.”
- Elizabeth sounds great… Denise and Michael too.
- Uh, wrong show, Elizabeth.
- Angelica’s got a voice, but it needs some refining, methinks.
- “She’s always been my American Idol… for her to actually be going is pretty bad-ass.” Right on.
- David sounds pretty good.. I think the tempo needs to pick up on that song, though…
- Johnny looks a little… uh… not right…
- I was with him through the “Wellllllll…” and then it was all gone.
- “That must have cleared up your hiccups…”
- Oh noes… “Stuck In The Middle With You” montage is freaky…
- “Well, my mom said she raised the perfect homecoming queen, too bad it wasn’t one of her daughters…” Oh dear.
- Leo sounds great, too.
Damn, that’s quite the belch for tomorrow night… does she have the same power behind her singing voice? We’ll find out tomorrow…
